Bay to breakers happened this past weekend, but I wasn't there to see it.
I couldn't get there, I couldn't be there, I couldn't couldn't couldn't.
You see, I live three thousand or so miles away, so the miles wouldn't let me. They wouldn't.
Now if I had an elephant, I could have walked there.
Astride the elephant or walking alongside
We'd have made a team, quite a pair!
But no matter anyway, for there is not where I reside.