Erin: So John had braces installed yesterday? Went over to his cube this morning to
see how it went and the kid looks MISERABLE. Super painful, couldn't sleep.
So the dentist has him hooked up with these weird spacer thingies to prevent
his upper and lower teeth from actually touching. So he can't really chew his
food at all.
So we're all at lunch and John is kinda suffering his way through all the soft
foods he can find.
Silence, then Jimmy announces to the table, "Boy, this food sure is easy to
John: "I hate everybody."